So last weekend I got dolled up to go out on Saturday night. I went all out...put straightening and shine balm in my hair before I styled it, moisturized and primed before I put my makeup on, spent a good amount of time making sure there were enough coats of mascara on, bronzed, sparkled,...the whole nine yards.
I thought I looked pretty good. Hell, I felt good.
And that kids, is an accomplishment in itself!
That is...
Until I looked at my reflection in the glass and saw a fattie walking by.
Surely, that wasn't me? I mean, I know I need to loose weight but really, there is no possible way that the bloated beached whale in the reflection was me???
There are times when you can't even lie to yourself.
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