Monday, May 23, 2011

FML!

So, this past weekend was BEAUTIFUL here in NE Ohio, which is a rarity. So we decided to get up early (actually Jordan decided to get up early, which means Mama gets up and eventually Daddy) and head out to the Baby sale at the Boardman park.
It was an amazing day to be there....luckily I put sunblock and a hat on J, but somehow forgot to do myself or Adam. We are currently a pretty shade of pink.

HOWEVER
Whilst shopping, Adam came across this OSU bedding that he wanted. It was towards the end of the selling day and the girl was desperate to get rid of it...I was arguing back and forth with Adam and she heard me say that he'd need to completely repaint the nursery... to which the skinny little biotch said "well, you still have plenty of time".

Yup, she thought I was pregnant.

FML

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

The Ugly truth of it

It has been over a month since my last post. The whole idea of this blog was to keep me accountable and to offer up my achievements and downfalls as either inspiration to those around me or as fuel for the firing squad to keep me at it. Neither has happened.
I keep making excuses or I just stop listening to the voice in my head that is telling me that McDonalds isn't on the "acceptable places to eat list" anymore...O and please dont tell me to get the "Eat this not that Book", cause  have it (courtesy of a friend) and all it did was make me never want to eat Peanut Butter again. Ever.
We got a Kinect and even bought Dance Central because I loved the demo of it...and we haven't even played the actual game since we got it. I feel this is mainly because we have also turned to Netflix instead of cable and I'm on a Doctor Who kick. I've successfully watched the first two seasons they have offered in a matter of two weeks.Which means I'm not doing Dance Central. I suppose I could be doing crunches or something productive as I watch David Tennant be adorably geeky but I generally use that time to play with Jordan.
There just isn't enough time in my day, gentle readers.
I am going to do my best to make more time, get up earlier, have my husband pour a bucket of water on me in the morning...SOMETHING, because truth be told....my dress pants today are not buttoned and my shirt was picked solely on the fact it could hide my unbuttoned pants.

Tune in later to find out if said pants end up down around my 4 inch Gianni Bini heels.